NEED TICKETS!!!!!

ok, i know britty couldnt have invited me to the gwen stefani concert if she wanted to or not, but she's still a traiter!!!
i mean, couldnt she at least sneak me in somehow? like, carry me around in a really big purse? bringing yur best friend to her favorite singers concert is way worth making people think u have sirious fashion problems! and that would make one kick azz bring the cheat to the most places possible thing!
post yur opinions to whether she should bring me to that concert in a huge purse or if i should just suck it up and deal wit it! (warning: anyone who types that i should deal wit it will be vaperised!) either way i'm gonna have to teach brittny all the words to all stefanis songs by december twelve, or wheneva she said it was.