a (cheezy) christmas story

Omg the funniest thing just happend, i go into my dads room to search for presents. And i found them, just didnt realize it. They looked like laundrey for some reason, so i put them to the side. Then my dad comes inand realises his door is open and is all "munchie, were you looking for presnts?" and i couldnt stop laughing so he figured i did. Then he takes the "laundrey" down stairs when i realise the thing i thought was laundry was a uconn blanket which is something i asked for. So i quietly (which wasnt easy, considering we live in a farmhouse right now and the stairs are freaking creeky) folowed my dad downstairs and when he realised i'd folowed him, he quickly hides my presents and says "santa's working". lol anyways hes down there right now with my ipod and the rest of my presents. but thts not all that happend tonight.
at the grandparents xmas dinner i apparently insulted them so they were mad at me for the rest of the night. i didnt even realize i was insulting them, hell i wasnt even insulting them. we were talking about my teacher mrs levy when grammy was all "she's very hip". so i'm like "grammy, please dont say that" but in a jokeing way. and she got all offended and my over dramatic great aunt susan (who everyone calls tutu, which is a realy dumb name) was all "we can say whatever we want" and i'm like "but old people saying that is sooo uncool, its even uncool for kids to say it!" so then they all get into a conversation about how this is america and free speach and crap like that. So grammy notices i'm bored and fed up with them and says "you can be exused, but please do not turn on the tv." which i did anyways. so then grampy comes in while tutu and grammy were cleaning up and started about how when i was willing to learn he would teach me to be more respectful to my elders but like hell thats gonna happen, cuz he thinks i have no good friends cuz i'm supposidly mean to everyone. then i say "well how come i have like a million friends?" and hes all "well are they good friends?" and i wanted to hit him right about then cuz i luv all my friends and treat them like family. and they feel the same way about me. so now my grandpa thinks i'm "socially challenged." and my grandma and tutu were pisssed off at me for the rest of the night. but what do they expect of me anyways? someone from the original "yours mine and ours" or "the brady bunch?" god i cant stand my grandparents.