
In the fifth grade, me, britt, christina, and paige were supposed to start a school newspaper. But everyone knows those kinda things neva work out. But anyways, heres the article I wrote about a double wedding that happened at recess. I really liked it but we never got to even publish the paper so I’ll just post it here.
My big fat fifth grade weddingBy Alexa langford
On December 3rd, house four had a junior wedding. It was for a double marriage of four fifth graders. Ashton, Julian, Paul, and L.D. were the young “newly weds”.
Unfortunately, the wedding was not exactly a happy ending. Ashton Cancelled her and Julian’s part of the wedding. Some say she was smart to do so because like I said, it was not exactly a happy ending. One girl even got her feelings hurt because she was supposed to be the brides maid for L.D. But L.D. chose someone else. And other feelings were hurt as well. Another nuisance was Paul kept on trying to run away. And he kept on wanting to be the priest. “I ran away because everyone was chasing me.” Says the groom. “And I wanted to be the priest because I wanted to hold the bible.” Someone really has to teach Paul that a guy can’t be a priest for his own wedding. We asked some kids what they thought about all this. And we learned that their was a lot of different opinions.
“Stupid, but romantic.”
“A total disgrace to house four!”
“I loved the idea of the wedding, it was cool.”
“It was stupid, all that happened was kids chasing Paul, and draw the wedding rings. They didn’t even kiss!”
But even though there was a whole lot of thoughts and opinions, we learned that mostly, the wedding stunk. But the real question is, are Paul and L.D. still an item? We asked the groom.
“Well I thought she would feel weird and break up with me after the wedding. Because it really stunk. But she didn’t. I’m happy again.” The bride agrees. Now, what we learned from all the opinions, a lot of kids seem really disgraced at L.D. But what I think is, L.D. really caused some excitement to the playground. and it was not her fault that her groom ran away and wanted to be a priest. And choosing a bridesmaid can be a difficult choice. So lets not blame anyone and laugh about all this like it was a funny joke that happened a long time ago. Even if it was just last week.