friends suck but i love em anyways

I AM NOT A SOCIAL FREAK!!!!!! i'm just sayin that cuz i only have two frindship post's on this blah blah blahg and one of them happend to be my cat. so heres all my friends who arent animals.

SNIS GIRLS

salena and the dotz rawk. ok maybe salena is considerd an animal cuz she considers herself part cat. meow. the dotz is goin to school while working and having a family at the same time. everyone give her a round of applause and a gold star.

christina is the first friend i ever made in the first grade. we are going to go to jail together some day cuz i steal illegal brands of socks and she pushes an old guy off a bridge.
i had no idea she was allergic to that toothpaste, gawd will you people stop blaming me for that?!

britney is the second best friend i made in the first grade. everyone calls her birdy cuz her hair looks like it could be a birds nest. siriously, scroll down till you see three girls at a table eatin breakfast and you'll see her lookin at the camera like she's gonna attack.

the first time i met sam was in the fourth grade and i hated her cuz of some stupid rumor that wasnt true.we are over that month long fight and were goin back to callin eachother *dollface*

paige does an awesome impression of homestarrunner. she seems to be the only SNIS girl i havnt fought with within the past 8 months. at least she doenst blame me for toothpaste related arguements.

jackie is yet another person ive set up a blog for but abandond after like, 3 post's. she's still awesome. her nickname is jackjackjackie is that awesome?

BROOKIES

marina (aka squeky) was the first friend i ever made when i moved to the school of eternal darkness. for a while we had this really stupid game where we would see who would say *boo* to eachother first.

makky is is the weirdest person ive ever met which is why were best friends. her idol's include glen coco, beethoven, paulo, and the easter bunny. yesterday we fought over a pitch fork.

jesse is a punk in love with greenday and the same black jacket she wears everyday even if she claims she bought twenty pairs of them. i made her a blog too but she never even used it onece. instead of friendship braclets like preppy friends have, we have friendship corn powered islands which is soo much better than crappy lanyards.

sarah (aka shortstop) thinks she's awesome but she's not. haha just kiddin sarah (maybe). she's the one person in my homeroom i actuelly like being around and we both agree our homeroom sucks. i still think her nickname should be shortstuff.

sarah 2 has the same hair color height and name as sarah1 but she's a whole lot squekier. she's more into art than mosta my friends and better at it. she should totally join the VCA.

duffy (heather) moved from SNIS to brookfield just like i did so were both SNIS/brookies. the song we always sing is *i write sins not tradgedies*. she really has to stop stealing my shoes at recess.

if i left out anyone, go talk to your therapist about it and deal.